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Auctions - auction away your parents!,
Autos - leave town forever!,
Classifieds - meet someone NEW who thinks you're ugly!,
Real Estate - move out of your parent's house. They hate you more than I do.,
Shopping - YOU know what you wanna buy ;),
Travel - leave. now. go away.
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| Find |
HotJobs - oh it's HOT HOT HOT,
Maps - WHERE AM I?!?!,
People Search - WHERE ARE YOU?!?!,
Personals - oh it's personal all right.,
Yellow Pages - why aren't they blue?
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| Connect |
Chat with me!,
GeoCities aren't as good as real cities,
Greetings from your mom,
Groups don't want you to join,
Mail that you never get,
Messenger - like YOU of all people have friends,
Mobile - no one would call YOU
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| Organize |
MY Addresses, not yous,
Briefcase filled with unread papers,
Calendar - don't you DARE forget my birthday!,
My Yahoo! no, its MY yahoo!,
PayDirectly from your mouth,
Photos of you taken when you weren't looking
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| Fun |
Games that you won't understand,
Horoscopes that aren't true,
Kids suck,
Movies that you won't want to watch,
Music that you can't stand to hear,
Radio that talks about how much you suck,
TV shows that are so horrible that NO ONE watches them
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| Info |
Finance - ha ha i stole your money!,
Health - you are SICK! eww,
News - it's not so new,
Sports - you can't play em!,
Weather - it's always gonna suck where YOU live
| More Yahoo!...or LESS Yahoo! |
Old Business & Endoskeletons
B2B, Fiances and Proposals, Hopping and Skipping....and Jumping, Blow Jobs and Bowel Jobs...
Telemarketing & Hit Men
Exit net, WWW, Software Hardware Squishyware Soggyware Oldware Neware Noware, Nudity in Animals...
Gays & Lesbians & Golf
Homosexuals - FLAMING Homosexuals! , TV, Flame Boy Radio...
Entertainment - Mother Approved Porn
Movies with your grandparents (NAKED!), Humorous, isn't it?, Musical Chairs...
Recreation & Mind Control
Hey, you just spit all over me!, Unravel to the Anus, Automatic Machine Guns, Weapons of Mass Destruction (outdoor use only)...
Biological Warfare (indoor OR outdoor)
STDs, Drugs - XTC, Pot, LSD, PCP, Obesity and more...
Conspiracies
Erections, Military Position, Unwritten Law, Taxes Suck Your Mom... |
Religional
Fresh Driven Snow, Cretins, UR States...
Sobriety & Tongue Culture
People like Big Fat Donkey Dick, Earth Day Early this Year, Pretty Huge Dick - get your PhD here!...
Sex Ed - do your homework!(literally)
Viagra and Happy Bob, K-12...
Farts & Insanities
Pornography, Fistory - fisting!, Literature for the masses...
Fictitious Sex
Animal Porn, Gastronomy, Ass Piercing...
Social Orgy
Foul Language, Ross - oh wait, he's got dinosaurs, Psycho therapy...
Referee
Phone Numbers of Girls that Don't Like You, Pictionaries, Notations... |
Buzz Index - Get High - Yahoo! Dicks - New Additions and Subtractions - Not Enough Coverage
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